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There are several ways to increase the odds of winning at Acrophobia. If you follow the tips below, your chances of constructing the wittiest or most funny Acro should be fairly high. But remember, practice makes perfect.

There are several Acro constructs you can use to help you in getting people to vote for you.
 

Getting Your Point Across

  • "Question? Answer." The question-answer construct often works by standing out from the crowd. However, if overused it becomes one of the least favorite Acros. You must be fairly creative for it to work.

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Do real Acrophobes offer intelligent responses? Sometimes...

  • "Noun: list" The easiest of them all, the noun-list construct can help you out if you are in a pinch.

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Dennis Rodman: an over-rated, idiotic, regal superstar

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Dastardly, real aggravating, over-paid: Internal Revenue Service!

  • "Idea one. Idea two." The idea-idea construct gives you a chance to construct a story. Pull this one off and you are truly an Acrophobe.

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Dinner? Rancid, actually. Odors interfered regarding supper.

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